Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes April 21, 2010

WOMEN.  They hog the bathroom, own too many pairs of shoes, and keep the cushion industry churning along.

Now they’re responsible for earthquakes, too!

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, a senior Iranian cleric, says promiscuous women should shoulder some of the blame.

“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,” he said.

Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a “general repentance” by Iranians.

“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes,” he said.

I wonder what his thoughts are on who caused Iceland’s volcano to erupt?  Our bet’s on people who litter.