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You Might Feel A Little Pinch January 9, 2010

Posted by bitchwantstea in Bizarre, Fashion / Beauty, Film / TV.
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We recently went to see Twlight New Moon at the cinema.  We rather enjoyed it, despite Robert Pattinson’s massive eyebrows blocking most of our view (don’t worry Rob, we’d still shag you anyway.  Call us!)  But when the film had finished, we felt something was missing.  And then it hit us – Twilight vampire nipple tassles.  And at only $25.00 (well, plus shipping), they’re a BARGAIN!

We heard Stephanie Meyer’s working on her new book, so maybe she still has time to work these in.  Don’t forget to credit us Stephanie, okay?  Or let’s just say give us 50% of the profits.  We’d say that’s fair.


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