jump to navigation

Babes in the Wood February 25, 2010

Posted by bitchwantstea in Bizarre, Fashion / Beauty, Sex / Relationships.
Tags: , , , , , , ,

So you’ve (allegedly) slept with global golfing superstar Tiger Woods.  You’ve sold your story to the press.  What are you going to do now?  Well, American radio host and media personality Howard Stern has devised a Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant – and only the Tiger mistresses may enter.

There are three performance categories – “swimsuit,” “personality” and “talent.”  Plus there’s $100,000 up for grabs, kindly donated by a dating website with the motto of ‘Life is Short, Have an Affair’ (hey, you’ve got to admit, they’re bang on their target consumer.)

So far it is said that four out of the thirteen mistresses have signed up.  The pageant itself kicks off on March 10th.

Next up: The Ashley Cole version of The Crystal Maze!  Woo hoo!



No comments yet — be the first.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: