Babes in the Wood February 25, 2010Posted by bitchwantstea in Bizarre, Fashion / Beauty, Sex / Relationships.
Tags: affairs, beauty pageant, cheating, competition, golf, howard stern, mistresses, tiger woods
So you’ve (allegedly) slept with global golfing superstar Tiger Woods. You’ve sold your story to the press. What are you going to do now? Well, American radio host and media personality Howard Stern has devised a Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant – and only the Tiger mistresses may enter.
There are three performance categories – “swimsuit,” “personality” and “talent.” Plus there’s $100,000 up for grabs, kindly donated by a dating website with the motto of ‘Life is Short, Have an Affair’ (hey, you’ve got to admit, they’re bang on their target consumer.)
So far it is said that four out of the thirteen mistresses have signed up. The pageant itself kicks off on March 10th.
Next up: The Ashley Cole version of The Crystal Maze! Woo hoo!