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Gettin’ Jiggy With It March 24, 2010

Posted by bitchwantstea in Bizarre, Film / TV.
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When an entire film franchise is spawned from a theme park ride, you’d think the makers of Pirates of the Caribbean wouldn’t be too fussed about authenticity.

Turns out, they are – especially when the authenticity sits above your belly button and underneath your chin.

The New York Post has revealed that all hopeful young actresses wishing to be cast in the fourth Pirates film must have natural breasts.  Not only that, but they’ll have to PROVE it.

“To make sure LA talent scouts don’t get caught in a ‘booby trap,’ potential lassies will have to undergo a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test and jog for judges. If there’s nothing moving from the waist up, they’re saying, it’s a dead giveaway that you’re not all flesh and bones—and you’re out” reports The New York Post.

Words fail us.

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