Stairs Are So Last Decade

“Right then, this is the house.”

“Oh, but it only has two bedrooms.  We wanted four?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“And there’s no toilet.”

“Correct.”

“And no running water.”

“Well spotted.”

“And it looks like the roof is actually just a giant piece of bubble wrap?”

“Well, true, but it does have this really cool built-in staircase slide you can whiz down.”

“SOLD!”